Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
false alarm, still single
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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