no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
