I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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