Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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