I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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