yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It's rum buckets o'clock
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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