Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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