break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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