I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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