I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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