Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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