Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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