This girl is more easily done than said...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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