at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
her facebook's as public as her vagina
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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