i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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