It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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