She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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