it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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