Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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