man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
All the doctor said was why
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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