I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He kissed a someone with a penis
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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