escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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