I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
My dick has a subreddit
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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