love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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