Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He better not be in your backpack
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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