I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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