As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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