it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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