Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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