he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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