I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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