there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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