ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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