READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Randomize
