I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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