So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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