Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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