i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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