it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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