So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we made out on top of his cat.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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