So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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