He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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