girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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