I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
