how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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