Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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