Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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