sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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