Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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