I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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